I am a space monkey

I like to read and smoke weed.
The creepier the better.

any of my friends like to hang out tonight.  

oh wait. 

well I got bored and all yous are lame. 

someone come be high with me.  

Boyfriend is missing.  

SAD FACE. 

I wish I knew what to do in this situation. 

we have looked everywhere, he has no way of being contacted but he knows his home number, why won’t he call it?

kateordie:

(via ModCloth)

Gimme gimme this too

einthecorgi:

Tomorrow I turn FOUR MONTHS OLD!!! 

Cutest thing. 

copiouslygeeky:

Giant Plushie Companion Cube

You unfortunately can’t buy this for yourself. But maybe if you ask Megan nicely enough she’ll make you one. 

corgiaddict:

I live in a sad place where there are no Corgis. So I draw their floptacular spectacular corgisence instead. I hope I can get my very own someday.

Submitted by Claudia

Holy frack. This needs to be wallpapered all over my house. HILARIOUS! AWESOME AMAZING!

OH MY GOD!!

timetravelandrocketpoweredapes:

Gotham Girls by karioks

hatcadet:

“Come on, Dad, throw it back!”

(Source: corgiaddict)

(Source: demoncolbert)