December 2011
I plan on getting really drunk and really high today/tonight.
I love you muffin face.
I am being paid for nothing today, whilst coming down.
For the last month or so it has been pizza this,...
kiddelicious replied to your post: why is everyone so obsessed with pizza now?
ahahahaha what?
why is everyone so obsessed with pizza now?
People in Perth complain too much.
x-ox:
Going to town with my boyfriends mum for a bit of last minute Christmas shopping. Town is going to be so busy.
I would like a corgi for christmas Molly, thank you.
Hair is everything.
hipsterunicornslut:
fuckyeahbeautifulwomen:
hello-alva:
trayceecook:
If your hair doesn’t look good, then your whole face doesn’t look good. A bad hair day is a bad face day too. Especially the bangs, omg if your bangs don’t cooperate, then you need to start all over with your hair. Why is hair so complicated.
I beg to differ
Hair is as equally important as makeup and fashion ~
I’d...
No one will read this.
It is 4:30 and I am going to complain about how early it is and how I have to work soon.
It is going to be worse when I decide I want to be a baker.
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workies time.
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This one time I felt totally awesome,
this lady came up us on the street, she was from Amnesty International so it was normal and asked Jayden and I what we do.
He said: “I am going to study Multimedia and game design next year”
I said: “and I study Radio and Boardcasting”.
It sounds lame but I thought we sounded like the cooliest cats.
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website...
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
thesarcasmsociety replied to your post: I am going to feel so lost when I finish It.
thats only happened to me once when i read Edie: An American Biography aw me ge if you can get a copy read the fuck out of that shit its hectic
there have only been a few books that haven’t made me want more. One that I remember the most was Milkweed, it made me cry so much at the end, and that was a book...
I worked 7 hours today instead of 4, I will more than likely have to do the same tomorrow and then on Saturday I have a 5am start.
I look forward to relaxing on Christmas day and all the money I will have by Wednesday. I can finish paying off my creepers and buy cat shoes, they were adorable.
I am going to feel so lost when I finish It.
WHY DO I READ?
“We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane....”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via quercetum)
i want to make a themed blog but I don't know...
helpies.
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I dislike the smiths.
Anonymous asked: i thought you were a lesbian?
“Everyone smiles with that invisible gun to their head.”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via fortressofbearditude)
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“I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via fortressofbearditude)
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME?
Answer which one you think would fit me &- leave it in my askbox.
Tall or short?
Crazy or calm?
Brunette or blonde?
Over 20 years old or under?
Single or in relationship?
Straight, gay or bi?
Lazy or bouncy?
Big dreamer or take things as they come?
Try three different outfits at morning or just wear anything?
Prefer flats or high heels?
Curly or straight hair?
Sleep with light on...